What Do Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, and Christina Aguilera Have in Common?

By MaryAnna Donovan

merlinLips! They have lips – big, red, pouty, sexy lips.
I do believe that lips are the most under-rated part of the female anatomy. I mean, how many men swoon over your lips?
I’ll tell you, not one man in my entire several decade life has ever looked twice at my lips.
Granted, they are pencil thin, and granted, I couldn’t pull off the red, pouty look if you paid me.
But I CAN pull off the gentle, subtle pink or mauve look, and what a difference it makes, both to my beauteous self esteem as well as to my pencil thin lips.

In the present economic state of the world, we hate-to-daters can’t afford to buy brand new outfits, perfumes, or shoes before every date with a new man.
But generally speaking, we CAN afford to head over to Walgreens and get a new tube of luscious, juicy, and oh so red (pink in my case) lipstick offered by the likes of L’Oreal, Maybelline, Revlon, or Cover Girl. 
Not surprising, during this recession, the sales of lipstick have indeed skyrocketed for the very reasons I suggest to you here – cheap chic.

The Lipstick Trilogy.
These three articles will talk to you about the History of Lipstick – and believe me, you are going to be mighty surprised by this; instructions on How to Buy Lipstick, and finally, guidelines on How to Apply Lipstick.Men, and so you don’t feel left out, I’ll also present a series for you on hair gels, mousse, hairsprays, and pomades.
How cool is that?
Unlike a woman’s lips, a man’s hair is highly rated on the attractiveness scale. I call this series The Trump (as in Donald) Trilogy.My friends, I look forward to our next session, and in the meantime, enjoy your lips, ladies, and gents – think hair, albeit not as in Donald Trump.

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