Dogs
By
MaryAnna Donovan
Dogs are all the rage.
Look at the phenomenal success of the book and movie, Marley and Me! There is also quite the haute couture of dogs and associated breeds in NYC as well as other cities throughout the U.S. and the globe, for that matter.
Now, before I sound too crass and uncompassionate, let me tell you that I am an active member in a dog rescue group, have taken on several fosters, have one permanent foster who came back to me twice after failed adoptions, and have an ongoing responsibility for the group.
With that said, let me also say that I think dogs are the greatest dating tool to come down the pike.
I know they have been for me.
Here’s why:
- Human barometer:
Any man that is a possibility simply must like my dogs.
They must like ALL of my dogs.
They must like the fact that I have four dogs!
Bottom line, they must be okay with me, my dogs, and my messy, dog hair on furniture house. - Dog barometer:
Likewise, the man must pass the canine test.
Period.
If my dogs like you, then chances are I’ll like you.
If my dogs don’t like you, sorry buddy – there’s no better measure of character than a dog. - Relationship barometer:
Besides the he likes, she likes thing, there is the long range relationship thing.
How does he treat the dogs after he’s been around a while?
Does he maintain a relationship with them?
Is he friendly?
Does he treat them with respect?
Does he respect my wishes relative to them, such as don’t feed them table scraps?
Does he kick them when he thinks I’m not looking?
And so on.
Keep your eyes on him and the dogs and you’ll get the inside scoop on how your relationship with him will go. - Responsibility barometer:
How is he about shouldering some of the responsibility of your dog?
If you don’t feel well, does he offer to take them out?
Does he take it upon himself to take them for a walk?
To the park?
Will he either take them to the vet or go with you when you do?
Or, does he sit in the easy chair, watching football and more or less ignoring what’s going on dog-wise.
Ladies – (this can work for you gents, too), put your dogs to work in your dating process and if need be, let them come to the rescue when you decide the guy is a complete dud.
(As in: “Sorry, Fido and I have a hot date at the doggy park!”)
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In addition to being an author, Donovan was a college professor and taught writing and literature courses for 10 years. During that time, she met scores of young people who provided inspiration.
Donovan’s unique style of writing as well as her never-ending candor and wit will make readers think twice before clicking the mouse once.
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Media Contact:
MaryAnna Donovan
DC-101, Inc.
MADonovan@I-Hate-To-Date.com
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