Why I Hate to Date (online)
Attention all Daters
You’ve been lied to about Dating Online
Why I Hate to Date (Online)
So what’s this Hate to Date stuff all about? Here’s a chapter-by-chapter breakdown to tantalize, tempt, and otherwise give you a taste of this shocking book that brings a delightful and rich view of the world of online dating (or not).
| Chapter 1: Oz or Never-never Land: Only the Wizard Knows for Sure! How does it work? Is it safe? Who uses it? What’s happening with the industry? What impact is it having on society? Chapter 1 tries to deal with some of these issues, but probably raises even more questions in the process. |
| Chapter 2: The Meat Market. Ugh – isn’t it though, especially if you are of the female persuasion, but sometimes pretty raw for you guys, too. In this chapter we’ll compare the quality of meat in online and offline dating venues. |
| Chapter 3: The Profile: Yours, Mine, and Hours. Aha – got a clue about this chapter already, right mates? The operative word is “hours.” It’s all in your profile, we are told time and again. Let’s take a look at some interesting tales involving online profiles, shall we? |
| Chapter 4: Photos: Yours, Mine, and Theirs.. Oh boy, I’ve got some juicy stories to share with you about profile photos. Be prepared to be both shocked and amused! |
| Chapter 5: What’s in a Screen Name?. I never ceased to be amazed at the screen names some people pick. Little do they know that they might as well take their clothes off and stand in front of you naked – not a pretty site, indeed. Want to hear more? |
| Chapter 6: Lies, Lies, and More Lies.. With online dating, you just never know if someone is telling the truth or not. I’ve heard some real gems – have you? Let’s compare notes in this chapter. |
| Chapter 7: Time, Time, and More Time.. I think this bothers me more than anything else about online dating – the amount of time it takes and the annoyance of getting a sore butt after spending hours sitting in your computer chair. |
| Chapter 8: Obsessive-Compulsive Date Mates. . This medium draws the obsessive-compulsive personality like a magnet. These are the guys and gals who don’t mind sore butts. Here we’ll talk more about sore butts. |
| Chapter 9: Pain in the Ass Date Mates. . Oh boy, hook up with one of them and you’ve got your work cut out for you. More on ass pain (different from sore butts) in this chapter. |
| Chapter 10: Married or Otherwise Hooked Up Date Mates.. These men and women are quite skilled at hiding their status, but it still is inevitably revealed when you least expect it. Perhaps we can share some early on clues to help you avoid pure shock and devastation. |
| Chapter 11: Long Distance Date Mates.. Yikes – talk about frustration! The question is, is he/she worth it? Let’s discuss. |
| Chapter 12: Educated Date Mates, Oh Really?. The clues on these folks are pretty obvious, but some will still slip through the cracks. We’ll look at how to recognize the “literate” illiterate and what to do to when you hook up with one. |
| Chapter 13: Dating Places:. The Scoop. Want the inside info on dating sites? You’ve come to the right place. Is MySpace a legitimate dating venue? Can you meet people through blogs? In a chat room? Here’s a chance to take a look at the good, the bad, and the ugly in online dating places. |
| Chapter 14: Did You Hear the One About?. I have some wild tales to tell about my own, and other, online dating experiences. Be prepared, because you’ll either pee your pants from laughing, or freak out from fear. We’re talking the grand finale! |
So, without further adieu, please join me as I navigate through the steamy, sticky, sexy world of online dating!
(And why I hate it!!!)
Here’s what I want you to do !!!
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